In case you didn’t know, it’s really REALLY cold across most of the US right now.
I mean, like, REALLY COLD.
Like, “my toilet froze” cold:
It’s so cold you can freeze noodles:
Soap is freezing:
Even ANTIFREEZE is freezing:
I mean, look at this:
People are out here looking like Dr. Seuss characters:
Beards are freezing:
Tires are freezing:
And, of course, faces are freezing:
This is happening INDOORS:
Nowhere is safe:
It’s so cold, water is coming out as ICE:
I mean, it’s so cold even ghosts are wearing pants:
Paint is PEELING off cars:
Car doors are being SNAPPED off:
Pants are becoming gold medal gymnasts:
Vodka is turning into ice:
Peepholes are freezing eyes:
And look at this pole. It’s shivering. SHIVERING!
Outlets are more like ICE-lets:
Bubbles are freezing in mid-air:
And ice is, just like, appearing:
This is seriously insane:
But, hey, at least it’s not cloudy… right???